Motherfucker is one of the most glorious words in American English. Phonetically it’s beautiful, linguistically it’s beautiful, culturally, it’s beautiful. 

All those consonant clusters and full hard mouthfuls of sound; all the glorious ways to use the word in a sentence—try to use it as a preposition three times a day, your life will get better; all the ways the honesty of a motherfucker keeps me out of places I shouldn’t be. 

I have said for year that I don’t want a job where I can’t wear a hoodie and say “motherfucker.” When I’m in a motherfucker of a situation, and some motherfuckers put me there, and my main motherfucker at the table is the only one who knows what the motherfuck I’m motherfuckin’ talkin about, because everything is motherfucked to motherfucker and back, and it needs to be put motherfuck the table… a world without motherfucker is motherfucked. 

The Board of Directors for the Community Garden has a nationwide motherfucker of a crew of founding members forming, today that is motherfuckin’ good news. 

More soon, much Love,

-Effie

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